Joke 5 :-)

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?" 

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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? 
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. 
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. 
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

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Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" 
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

Joke 4 :D

1. Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. 
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. 

Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please! ☻☻☻☻

2. Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.  ☻☻☻☻☻☻

Joke 3 ☻

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' 
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?' 
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...' ☻☻☻☻


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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." 
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" 
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." 
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!" ☻☻☻☻☻☻

Joke 2 :)

1. The Perfect Son. 
A: I have the perfect son. 
B: Does he smoke? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: Does he drink whiskey? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: Does he ever come home late? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? 
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. ☺☺☺☺

2. Dancer.
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. 
Boy: What are the two things? 
Girl: Your feet. ☺☺☺☺☺☺

Joke of the day.

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Dear Customer, Your Ac XXXXXXXX7530 is credited with INR15,00,000.00 on 01 Dec. Info.BLACK MONEY being distributed by the honourable PM. Your Net Available Bal is INR 15,00,812.68 .. lol ☻☻☻☻

Gaur Khan Got Slap in India Raw Star Set.

Gauhar Khan Beaten In Public On India's Raw Star …: http://youtu.be/qXP45aeQ_CU

Why whisky creates gorgeous patterns at bottom of glass.

Washington, December 1 
A new quest by a professional photographer and scientists has provided a deeper insight into why Whisky creates gorgeous patterns at the bottom of a glass after evaporation.
Professor Howard Stone and his Complex Fluids Group in Princeton University's Department of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering stated that it was plausible that these were deposits at contact lines or other deposits perhaps associated with flow, which was indeed what their research indicated.
The group focused on gaining a better understanding of the composition of whisky, identifying the possible suspended material, and doing controlled model experiments to understand possible shapes and forms of deposits during evaporation.
While the drying of single-component liquids that contain small volume fractions of solids is well studied and leads to the common “coffee ring effect,” it's also well known that the evaporation of alcohol-water solutions leads to interesting fluid motions, such as wine “tears” in a glass of wine or other strong liquors.
To study the flow patterns and concentration in the solution, as well as the final dried deposits from suspended particles, Hyoungsoo Kim, a postdoctoral researcher within Stone's group, and colleagues used video microscopy of drying droplets of actual whisky and compared it to video microscopy of an alcohol-water solution representative of whisky (typical whiskies are 40 percent by volume ethanol and 60 percent by volume water).
They found that initially, the droplet of alcohol-water solution creates a complex mixing flow. Ethanol evaporates first, due to the lower vapor pressure compared to water and, once the ethanol vanishes, a radial pattern can be observed. Further, as the initial ethanol concentration increases, the mobility of the receding contact line is increased as well. 
And, at high ethanol concentrations, the contact line recedes and draws groups of particles along with it that are then deposited in a ring-shaped pattern.
Artist Ernie Button suspected that the distinctiveness of the rings left by whisky might have something to do with the aging process and materials soaked up through the wooden casks in which it's stored, although he doesn't see any significant difference when photographing younger vs. “more aged” versions of the same type of whisky.
The work by Stone's group might have wider implications, because the ability to control the deposition of a thin film of particles has been highly desirable for many industrial applications. 

Sunny Leone And Ram Kapoor.

Kuch Kuch Locha Hai Between Sunny Leone And Ram Kapoor.

Kuch Kuch Locha Hai is the new title for director Devang Dholakia’s next. Previously titled Patel Rap, the film has already generated a lot of buzz due to it’s curious casting. After all, what possibly could a film featuring the sizzling Sunny Leone and the lovable Ram Kapoor paired opposite each other be about?

Says Devang,” My film is a spicy sexy comedy. The situations and the jokes are bound to have the audiences in splits and it is our belief that no one will have seen Ram Kapoor and Sunny Leone in the avatars that they are going to be seen in in the film before. It’s too early to reveal the storyline of the film but we all know that the audiences will have as much fun watching it as we are having shooting it. “ And why the title change? Quips Devang, “We couldn’t have found a more apt title than Kuch Kuch Locha Hai. The film, it’s essence, its flavors are enunciated through the title without giving away too much about the film and trust me, our film is full of the most hilarious Locha’s!”

Kuch Kuch Locha Hai is touted as being Sunny Leone’s first full blown comic caper. Says Sunny, “ I am elated to be working with Devang again and am really excited about working with the super funny Ram Kapoor. Devang and I have a very special relationship, not just as friends but he is like my family! The whole team and I always have a great time shooting and I know that with Ramadded to our already crazy mix, shooting for this film will be a blast. Ram is a revelation to work with. Not only are we laughing and joking around but Ram also shares valuable tips important for a film like ours and I consider myself lucky to be working with such an experienced actor.”

Added Ram, When Devang narrated the film to me, I was falling of the seat laughing it was literally that funny, but what I also realized was that it was extremely relatable and I love taking up subjects that people can relate to. Devang himself has a fantastic sense of humor so it was pretty much a no brainer saying yes to doing this film. What I didn’t know then and what has turned out to be the icing on the cake is that Sunny too has a great sense of humor and she’s amazing to work with. We’ve just about started shooting and so far it’s been an absolute blast!”

The film has already started shoot in the exotic locales of Malaysia where it will be wrapped up in a start to finish schedule. It is being presented by Alumbra Entertainment and Media Pvt Ltd and is being produced by Magic Pictures and Entertainment Pvt Ltd and Maximus Multimedia Pvt Ltd.

“ Said producer Mukesh Purohit Of Magic Pictures and Entertainment,” Kuch Kuch Locha Haiis an exciting film. From the casting to the locations to the music, it has all come together very well. Ram as a rich Gujrati businessman and Sunny as a famous film star and the situations they find themselves in lead to innumerable funny moments. Our direct, Devang Dholakia who himself is a Gujrati has bought alive the quirks and nuances of a typical dysfunctional family flawlessly and peppered it with his own unique brand of humor. Even though we are in the midst of shooting right now, we are already counting down the days to the release of the film. After all, laughter is most effective when it is shared!”

Xiaomi Redmi Note first look.

Xiaomi Redmi Note first look: To be launched tomorrow starting at Rs 8,999











The Xiaomi Redmi Note 3G variant houses a MediaTek MT6592 SoC with an octa-core processor and runs Android 4.2.2 with MIUI skin whereas the 4G variant will see a Qualcomm Snapdragon 400 SoC with a quad-core processor and will run Android 4.4.2 with MIUI skin atop it.