Saturday, November 29, 2014
Bollywood celebrities congratulate Riteish Deshmukh.
Bollywood celebrities congratulate Riteish Deshmukh-Genelia D'Souza on being proud parents.
NASA Celebrates 50th Anniversary of First Mars Mission.
The Mariner 4 mission, NASA's first successful journey to another world, launched 50 years ago, on November 28, 1964.
WhatsApp growing too big for Facebook!
Cyanogen shuns OnePlus in India.
Cyanogen shuns OnePlus in India, exclusive access to its custom ROM granted to another company.
Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Bigg Boss 8: Captain Puneet Issar punishes Gautam Gulati and Upen Patel.
Bigg Boss 8: Captain Puneet Issar punishes Gautam Gulati and Upen Patel to teach Ali Quli Mirza a lesson.
As the day progresses, Puneet is asked to punish any two housemates as per his will. Puneet after thinking for a while states that Ali Quli Mirza should be the punished due to his inappropriate and disrespectful behavior towards the other contestants.
Salman Khan will be a virgin forever.
At Arpita Khan's post-wedding-after-party-exhausted-gathering, some of our favourite stars sat down for some unwinding and chit chat. It emerged that they had all ended up going to an astrologer, eager to know the details of their future. Here's what our Mocktale spy-gadgets overheard:
Shah Rukh Khan began the conversation saying, "I will celebrate Happy New Year twice this year. My astrologer has said so. What an amazing film, no?" Hearing this, Junior Bachchan proudly proclaimed, "That's only because I'm so cool, yo."
Arvind Kejriwal sat down coughing because of his year-round flu. "I will create the ultimate medicine for cold and cough!" he said, and continued to cough through the night.
Salman Khan, tired from his shamiana-lifting workout said, "I have been told that I will be a virgin forever. And Karan thought I was lying! Kyun Karan?"
Karan Johar, evidently uncomfortable, replied, "Anything for my lovely audience, Salman."
KRK stormed in, loudly announcing that he would set up an 'engliss language school'.
"The fees must be only two rupees" Javed Jaffrey added, offended by the lack of humour at the gathering.
Hrithik Roshan mumbled "I will do a quadruple role in the next Krrish movie," before he started practicing his flying stunts and dance moves. Nobody bothered to respond.
"I am the one and only Khiladi. I will uncover the secret to eternal youth", Akshay Kumar said.
Alia Bhatt responded saying, "I thought he announced this when I was 5! Wait, how old am I now?" Unfortunately, Alia had said this aloud, and somewhere in the country, another parody began.
Lalu Prasad sat in an oversized armchair when he spoke through a mouthful of paan. "Apne Government bungalow se nikalne ke baad main ek cowshed mein rehne wala hoon."
"Eww! The cows will chew all his ear hair!" said Mallika Sherawat, as she fiddled with her very tiny dress.
Anil Kapoor was cheery and a little drunk when he gladly announced "I will finally shave my chest, and it will take only a few months to complete the process."
Sonam Kapoor, his diva daughter retorted saying, "Damn. There go my lifetime supply of razors," before sashaying out of the party.
Veena Malik Punish 26 year.
Controversy seems to follow Pakistani actor Veena Malik no matter where she is. On Tuesday (November 25), the actor, her businessman husband Asad Bashir Khan, and Mir Shakil-ur-Rahman, the CEO of Pakistani media house GEO TV, were sentenced to 26 years of imprisonment by an anti-terrorism court for playing a religious song during her mock wedding on the channel last year. In an interview to us, Veena says she hasn’t done anything offensive.
“We will file a petition in higher courts because we have not done anything wrong. I am sure everything will be fine,” says Veena, while speaking to us over the phone. A fine of 1.3 million Pakistani rupees has also been imposed on them.
As part of the mock wedding broadcast, Veena is seen dancing with her husband, while Sufi musicians sing the religious song in the background. The actor, however, says, “My husband and I were on a show where they played the song, but it has been played hundreds of times before. I am a true-born, educated Muslim, and I come from a good family. I cannot even think of offending my religion.”
Veena feels that people are trying to use her name for their own advantage, and are conspiring against her for publicity. “The moment my name gets involved in something, it becomes big. They have created fake cases all over Pakistan. There should be just one FIR in this matter, but unfortunately, there are hundreds of FIRs against us in the same case,” says Veena, adding that it is also unfair to not target others who attended the TV wedding. “There were 200 guests on the show; there were more people as well. How can they (the court) only hold me wrong? Others were also party to the crime. I have not done anything wrong. This is just media hype,” she says.
The actor says that she had put in a plea for time to return to Pakistan (after giving birth) to sort the matter, but the proceedings continued in her absence. “I was pregnant when I was told of this. I told the authorities to wait till December so that I can also present my side in front of the court, but they went ahead when I was not even present in Pakistan,” she says.
Twitter to track apps on your smartphone.
Twitter to track apps on your smartphone..!!
Microsoft Lumia 535 First look.
Tumblr beats Facebook.
WASHINGTON: Though Facebook, with its 1.35 million-strong user base, is the world's largest social network by some margin, it has been overtaken Tumblr as the fastest growing social platform.
The Yahoo-owned social network recorded growth of 120% in six months. Facebook, on the other hand, grew at only 2% during this period.
According to a research published by the Global Web Index (GWI), Pinterest took the lead in overall member growth by showcasing 57% growth while Facebook again lagged behind at 6%, reported TechCrunch.
Instagram, LinkedIn, YouTube and Google+ grew faster than Facebook as well.
In mobile apps, while Facebook is the largest app at present, Snapchat is the fastest growing of them all, up 56% this year. However, it is followed closely by Facebook, Messenger and Instagram.
Narender Modi & Nawaj Sharif Shake Hand..!!!
KATHMANDU: Prime Minister Narendra Modi and Pakistani premier Nawaz Sharif shook hands and met briefly during the retreat at the Saarc summit on Thursday, a day after Modi conspicuously avoided Sharif while he met five other South Asian leaders here.
"Yes, they have met and shook hands at the retreat," Nepal foreign minister Mahendra Bahadur Pandey said over phone from Dhulikhel, where the retreat is being held on the second day of the two-day Saarc summit.
Both the prime ministers have taken a tour in and around the resort which is famous for watching Himalayas.
Leaders will spend almost five hours at the retreat.
Nepal, the host country, is pushing for talks between India and Pakistan and at least a Saarc related energy accord.
But a planned meeting between two South Asian leaders has not taken place.
As of now, both leaders have not met separately at the retreat, but Nepal and other Saarc members are pushing them to sit for talks.
Multiple diplomatic sources said that both the prime ministers were seen talking during a reception hosted by Nepalese Prime Minister Sushil Koirala on Wednesday evening in honour of visiting Saarc heads of state and government.
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Apple iPad Air 2, iPad mini 3 available for pre-order..!!
Nimbuzz launches Holaa ! free caller ID application in India..!!
“With Nimbuzz becoming a part of the growing New Call International family, its innovative technologies will become a key part of our vision of an integrated ‘my digital life’ ecosystem. Nimbuzz’s significant loyal user-base allows for rapid adoption of new OTT/Apps relating to internet connectivity in India and eventually in other parts of the world. The Nimbuzz product roadmap fully embraces Mr Modi’s ‘Digital India’ agenda,” said Nigel Eastwood, CEO, New Call Telecom.
“On an average, 4 out of 10 calls that a pre-paid mobile user receives are from unknown numbers while 1 out of these 4 unknown calls is a spam call. This makes it one of the mass market needs on smartphones today. Nimbuzz has always tried to address a mass market need, satisfying millions of users. With Nimbuzz we did it for chatting and free voip calls. We hope to do the same with Holaa for call management,” said Vikas Saxena, CEO, Nimbuzz India.
Holaa! allows users to search people’s names based on their phone numbers and alerts the registered user if the caller is marked as spam by other members of Holaa! community. It further helps users to enrich their phone book by allowing synchronization of Facebook and Google accounts into the phonebook at the same time visually enhancing it by fetching the latest photos. It keeps a tab whenever the user moves away from their home network and notifies if they wish to block calls from unknown numbers.
The app regularly provides additional information about phone book contacts, which, the user can add to their directory by using the ‘Merge’ feature. Users can also share contact information for both phone book contacts and unknown contacts with their friends using a share option allowing the sharing of names, mobile numbers, photos and e-mail addresses. Holaa! is currently available in English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Persian and Portuguese and will be available on Android devices immediately.
Netherlands headquartered Nimbuzz offers a range of award winning mobile messaging, voice over IP and mobile advertising services. It processes over 1 Billion VoIP call minutes per month, 100+ billion messages per month and operates one of the largest mobile advertising platforms in South Asia and MENA region. It has over 200 million users across the globe, in 210 countries with a significant and rapidly growing user base in India, throughout South Asia and MENA. With rapidly growing revenues, that have doubled every year for the last 3 years it has a current run rate revenue of 15 Million per annum. It offers a range of award winning mobile messaging, voice over IP and mobile advertising services.
Facebook Rooms could face privacy backlash..!!
Microsoft Launch New Phone.
Microsoft has sent out a press invitation for the event with a mention of ‘Power of five’ and ‘Five days to the magic of triple 5’, a rather clear indication of the Lumia 535's 5-inch screen, 5MP camera and a 5MP front-camera.
Earlier, Microsoft Mobile was said to have imported about 600 unit dummies of the Lumia 535 into the country.
Lumia 535 is Microsoft's first Lumia device without the iconic brand name of Nokia and it is aimed at the emerging market for affordable smartphones.
Featuring the Microsoft logo, the Lumia 535 has a 5-inch display, 1.2GHz quadcore processor and 1GB RAM. Along with 8 GB internal storage and 15 GB of free OneDrive storage, the device supports expansion up to 128 GB through microSD cards.
It has a 5 MP front and 5 MP rear camera and 1,905 mAh battery.
"The Lumia 535 3G Single SIM and Lumia 535 3G Dual SIM will be available in selected markets in November. Pricing for Lumia 535 and Lumia 535 Dual SIM will vary by market and operator, but is estimated to be around EUR 110 before taxes and subsidies," Microsoft said on its blog.
Both the devices will come loaded with Windows Phone 8.1 operating system and the Lumia Denim update right out of the box, it added.
The company said the phone would first be available in countries like China, Hong Kong and Bangladesh this month followed by other countries.
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Punjabi Joke...!!
पंजाब रोडवेज BUS के पीछे लिखा हुआ था। :-
जे वाहेगुरु दा हुकम होया ,
तां मंजिल तक पहुचां देवां गे ! "
" जे अंख लग गयी ,
ते वाहेगुरु नाल ही मिला देवांगे! "
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Magic Water..!!
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Funny Add ..!!
पापा मैने आपसे झूठ बोला था,मै औफिस मे ओवरटाइम नही ,
दोस्तो के साथ दारू पी रहा हुं
पापा -अब क्यों बताया?
आपसे झूठ बोला था तो चढ नही रही थी..!!
How Popular You Are ..!!!
If u feel depressed in life.... open ur mail inbox...
When I open my mail inbox, I find:
10 banks are giving me easy loans.
I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall & greying.
3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And to top it all ...
Approx 70-80 mails from Priya, Payal, & Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
Zindagi main aur kya chahiye...?
Shadi or Barbadi..!!
Shadi ... ya Barbadi..!!
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